Friday 28 March 2008

Google bids to buy Microsoft

My jaw dropped to the floor when i read this tasty nugget of gossip this morning over my toast and Bovril.

When asked whether the takeover amounted to a monopoly, Sergey Brin responded, "You know the rules and so do i".

Later Bill Gates was asked the extent of the takeover to which he hastily responded, "A full commitment's what I'm thinking of".

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